The latest entry in the popular franchise releases this week, and it now has a launch trailer that comes stereotypically jammed with references to attract as many commercial demographics as possible.

We have Seattle Seahawks star running-back Marshawn Lynch for the sports fans, Johnny Storm for the Marvel fans who want to forget about that movie, a Rolling Stones song for the aging baby boomers, a slick female action hero, and the chubby bozo who is supposed to be you, a Call of Duty: Black Ops III professional extraordinaire.